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hey there friend. i'm maria. heterosexual. female pronouns. i like aph russia waaay too much. i'm queen of the aph russia tag tbh. also known as the freezie post girl.
the roof is not my son but i will raise it. please ask me stuff im bored and sometimes sad. i love food. notp is rusame. have a good day! <3
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porkskins:

when something extremely funny happens i can guarantee you im that one friend who keeps laughing even though everybody stopped 15 minutes ago

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I KNOW IM SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP BUT TAKE A MINUTE

WHO IS RUSSIA ABOUT TO TEACH I WANT TO KNOW SO I CAN JOIN HE IS READY

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hetalianbae:

when your best friend doesn’t think of you as their best friend

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Somedays, I feel like “There’s no way in the heckies I am getting up unless Sir Russian Federation is going to carry me out of bed”

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i said good night and then reblogged more posts jfc

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sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

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nebulasresolution:

If I am ignoring you, I apologize. I become distracted and will focus on one thing a while. Sometimes I’m just emotionally overwhelmed and I have to lay down for a while. I’m not ignoring you because it’s you it’s because life is distracting and hard and so sometimes I just need to stop talking to people and sometimes I do that suddenly.

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glowcloud:

*meows back at my cat in order to demonstrate active listening*

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reblog if your URL is an original.

you didn’t steal it from anyone neither made it look 99.9% similar to someone to get followers.

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tavr0ss:

frost-strix:

woodswolf:

nevertoopunkrockforhetalia:

hunbels:

aphperverttrio:

brb-being-brazilian:

summer-soulmate:

prusshit:

alfredfedorajones:

dudbot:

the-caltronian:

nymm-kirimoto:

dittothedildo:

itissilent:

troywagnervevo:

tavr0ss:

i’m ready 4 freddy

I’m ready 4 freddy

i’m ready 4 freddy

I’m ready 4 Freddy

I’m ready 4 Freddy

i’m ready 4 freddy

i’m ready 4 freddy

i’m ready 4 freddy

i’m ready 4 freddy

i’m ready 4 freddy

I’m ready 4 freddy

i’m ready 4 freddy

i’m ready 4 freddy

im ready 4 freddy

i’m ready 4 freddy

i’m ready 4 freddy but i’m also not in this fandom at all and am going to go blacklist the damn tag

well then it seems ya ain’t ready for freddy

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takanechans:

me online:

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me irl:

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okay peeps, im hittin the sack. good night!!

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Me, Purrl and some evil fruit

i’d read that, lolly

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i knew there was a reason i hated peaches, diabolical fuckers

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this just in : mayor kitten has never seen or gotten a drip pail

dthm.